Our collective effort
to ruin the planet
and all its inhabitants
is working beautifully.
Congratulations.
The forests are falling,
the oceans are heating,
the rivers are carrying plastic,
the soil is exhausted,
the insects are disappearing,
and the glaciers, quite sensibly,
are leaving.
Progress.
We have become very efficient.
We can destroy in decades
what took millions of years
to create.
That must count
for something.
We cut down forests
and call it development.
We poison rivers
and call it industry.
We empty the oceans
and call it livelihood.
We flatten mountains
and call it infrastructure.
We cover the earth in plastic
and call it convenience.
We buy things we do not need
with money we do not have
to impress people
who do not care,
and then throw those things away
because something newer
has arrived.
Growth, they tell us.
Always growth.
As though a tumour
were not also very good
at growing.
Let us continue
on this glorious path
of consumerism and waste.
Let us manufacture desire,
sell dissatisfaction,
package happiness,
deliver it overnight,
and send yesterday’s happiness
to a landfill by morning.
Why repair
when we can replace?
Why conserve
when we can consume?
Why ask whether we need something
when the more important question is:
Can it be delivered today?
Let our hegemony continue.
Let us remind ourselves
that the Earth belongs to us.
Not the whale.
Not the elephant.
Not the bee.
Not the tree.
Certainly not the child
who will be born fifty years from now.
They have contributed nothing
to the economy.
Every forest is timber.
Every river is water supply.
Every animal is protein, leather,
entertainment, inconvenience,
or real estate waiting to happen.
Every untouched landscape
is clearly suffering
from insufficient monetisation.
And when the consequences arrive—
the flood,
the drought,
the cyclone,
the wildfire,
the crop failure,
the unbearable heat—
we shall look astonished.
Who could have imagined?
Apart from the scientists.
And the reports.
And the satellites.
And the measurements.
And the warnings
repeated for half a century.
But really—
who could have known?
Our hearts will fill
with sympathy
after we have killed them
with our apathy.
We are very compassionate
after the event.
We will light candles.
We will change our profile pictures.
We will write:
Thoughts and prayers.
We will call the dead
a tragedy.
We will call the displaced
unfortunate.
We will call the vanished species
a loss.
And we will carefully avoid
calling any of it
the result of our choices.
That would be unpleasant.
Better to mourn.
Mourning requires no sacrifice.
Apathy is much easier
when followed by sympathy.
It makes us feel human.
Meanwhile,
the last forests can be photographed
before they disappear.
The last coral reefs
can become documentaries.
The last elephants
can be watched in glorious 8K.
The last clean water
can be bottled
and sold as premium.
Perhaps the last tree
will have its own visitor centre,
gift shop,
parking lot,
and corporate sponsor.
Children will queue
to see it.
Please do not touch.
Rare natural object.
Once common.
And then,
when our work is finished,
we shall hand the planet
to our children.
A magnificent inheritance:
warmer oceans,
dead reefs,
burning summers,
failing aquifers,
poisoned rivers,
eroded soil,
mountains of waste,
microplastics in their blood,
and the silence
of everything we made extinct.
Let them have
what we have left them.
Let them repair
what we were too comfortable
to protect.
Let them pay
for what we called prosperity.
Let them ration
what we wasted.
Let them restore
what we destroyed.
Let them explain
to their children
what a forest was.
And when they ask us,
Why?
we can show them
our quarterly growth figures.
Our shopping malls.
Our SUVs.
Our overflowing wardrobes.
Our food thrown into bins.
Our endless upgrades.
Our disposable everything.
See?
We were successful.
Perhaps they will ask:
Did you know?
Oh yes.
We knew.
We had climate models.
We had photographs.
We had satellite data.
We had conferences.
We had treaties.
We had scientists explaining it
again
and again
and again.
We knew enough
to predict the future.
Just not enough
to give up anything
for it.
And that may be
our greatest achievement:
we managed to love our children
while consuming their future.
We managed to pity the victims
while preserving the system
that created them.
We managed to call ourselves
the most intelligent species
on Earth
while systematically destroying
the only Earth
we have.
But fear not.
AI will save us.
It will bring everything back.
The forests,
the reefs,
the elephants,
the rain,
the birdsong,
the rivers running clear.
All of it.
In 3D.
In 4D.
In 5D.
In 4K,
5K,
8K,
and whatever comes next.
Sharper than memory.
Brighter than life.
More perfect
than the imperfect world
we destroyed.
We will walk through virtual forests
without mosquitoes.
Swim through virtual oceans
without salt.
Touch virtual elephants
that cannot trample us.
Listen to extinct birds
sing on command.
We will recreate coral reefs
pixel by pixel
after bleaching the real ones white.
We will manufacture sunsets
after filling the real sky
with smoke.
We will simulate rainforests
after cutting down the originals.
And we will say:
Look.
Nothing was lost.
We have the data.
The reconstruction is perfect.
The whale swims again.
The tiger walks again.
The forest breathes again.
Almost real.
Perhaps better than real.
No smell.
No decay.
No danger.
No inconvenience.
Nature, finally improved.
And our children,
wearing whatever device
we have invented for them,
will stand beneath a digital tree
and marvel at how green
the world once was.
They will hear simulated wind.
Feel simulated rain.
Watch simulated butterflies
land upon simulated flowers.
And perhaps
they will even feel grateful.
What extraordinary ancestors
we must have been
to preserve everything so beautifully
after destroying it.
We will have achieved
the final triumph of civilisation:
reality without reality.
Experience without existence.
Memory without
the thing remembered.
A planet reduced to information
and resurrected
as entertainment.
And we will live inside it willingly.
Because why struggle
to preserve the real world
when the virtual one
can be upgraded?
Why protect a forest
when we can render one?
Why save a species
when we can simulate it?
Why endure reality
when illusion
can be made more beautiful?
And so, at last,
we will arrive
at the ultimate Maya—
not merely the ancient idea
that the world we perceive
may not be what it seems,
but something far more impressive:
a world we know is unreal
and choose to live in anyway,
because the real one
became inconvenient
to save.
So congratulations.
Our collective effort
to ruin the planet
and all its inhabitants
is working.
Let us not lose momentum now.
There is still
so much reality left
to replace.






